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8 hours ago, VFR800 said:

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                      "They're not toys......they're action figures"....

 

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You can ignore if you want. There may be times when you might want to explain why.

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41 minutes ago, datzenmike said:

You can ignore if you want. There may be times when you might want to explain why.

 

Thanks , My Android tablet maybe the problem , wanted me to list the reason for editing before proceeding to edit,  weird , blaming it on it.

Never had it do this before , but I don't post much anymore in general 

 

Cheers 

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On 2/8/2020 at 7:32 PM, a.d._510_n_ok said:

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Ahem...Ahem.....

 

 

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On 11/16/2019 at 8:42 AM, a.d._510_n_ok said:

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die and true to his words, he made the first contact:

H : "Darling... Darling"

W : "Is that you baby ?"

H : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"

W : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"

H : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

W : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"

H : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”..

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On 2/10/2020 at 6:26 AM, Jesse C. said:

 

Ahem...Ahem.....

 

 

 

 

Interesting , would have never of guessed

 

 

 

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On 2/12/2020 at 10:26 AM, VFR800 said:

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              That's just a little freaky.It makes me think of that line -

"You'll put your eye out".

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