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Bought the first season on DVD so I can watch it. Gonna slowly buy the rest of the original DVD, dont care enough for the newer shit to attempt to buy all of that. 

 

Accidentally bought the full weeaboo version of an anime recently, comes with art book, chibified bookmarks and a pillowcase featuring 2 of the females from the show. Found out about all this when I had to go in and see if it was the entire series or just half of it (was only half)

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I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics.

 

They eventually kicked me off stage.


Too many Loggins attempts.

 

 

 

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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old time's sakes.

He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.

After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says:"You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot
getting your money back."

 

 

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The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

 

 

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A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying “yeah this isn’t really for me, I’m not having 67 more of those in my face”

 

 

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7 hours ago, VFR800 said:

I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics.

 

They eventually kicked me off stage.


Too many Loggins attempts.

 

 

 

 

I removed the not funny parts.

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On 10/27/2019 at 3:54 PM, BrothersGarage said:

 

I have a bunch of revoltech figs and they make it super fun to make shit like this but I can't honestly believe how much this shit goes for now! 

https://www.amazon.com/Walt-Disney-Toy-Story-Revoltech/dp/B003O85582 it was like 28 usd on release!

 

 

 

Very cool !! 🙂

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, VFR800 said:

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                         I think these guys are the reason they explain how to fasten & unfasten

               a seat belt on a plane. 

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