INSMNCS: will the real insomniacs please stand up?

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[datzenmike 27,744]

That's Ma'am you piece of shit!

[KoHeartsGPA 8,692]

Ya, meme fail

[paradime 7,136]

3 hours ago, KoHeartsGPA said:

Ya, meme fail

 

[angliagt 1,468]

       "SAFE!" - by a nose.....

[paradime 7,136]

This illustrates how you can be called safe and still fail in the attempt.

[datzenmike 27,744]

If the aim is to touch  the bag before the tag I'd say he was using his head.

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[KoHeartsGPA 8,692]

20 hours ago, paradime said:

 

Ouch, looks like Buster Posey getting his face.....busted 😢

[paradime 7,136]

Catchers built up a tolerance to heavy blows to their face. 

Edited Tuesday at 08:34 PM by paradime

[angliagt 1,468]

16 hours ago, VFR800 said:

     

                            You saying that some people can't return a shopping cart correctly?

[paradime 7,136]

For a week my wife was back East because her mother passed away. It wasn't unexpected but still hard. For a "gift" she brought home a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and I just tried a drop on my finger about 15 minutes ago.... WFT is that shit ¿!? WHY does it even exist? Is my wife trying to kill me? I mean I'm just now starting to feel my tung again kind of hot. Bad ghosts bad.

[datzenmike 27,744]

Get a liar

[bottomwatcher 216]

Direct ingesting is not recommended as you found out. Mix a little in whatever your are seasoning, it goes a long way. Funny thing is dogs and cats don't seem to mind spicy.

[KoHeartsGPA 8,692]

22 minutes ago, paradime said:

For a week my wife was back East because her mother passed away. It wasn't unexpected but still hard. For a "gift" she brought home a bottle of Ghost Pepper sauce and I just tried a drop on my finger about 15 minutes ago.... WFT is that shit ¿!? WHY does it even exist? Is my wife trying to kill me? I mean I'm just now starting to feel my tung again kind of hot. Bad ghosts bad.

Maybe she wanted to film you and hopefully go viral?

 

 

[Fat510 1,371]

I thought explicitly saying NO HONDAS in all caps would stop garbage being offered to me, but man, was i wrong.

 

[KoHeartsGPA 8,692]

Understandable, I would take the stack of $1 bills over a honderp 🤐

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[datzenmike 27,744]

I choke myself out with my free hand....

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[paradime 7,136]

If you've got to beat the shit out of yourself to get off, it's natures way of telling you you don't deserve to reproduce. 

[datzenmike 27,744]

But.... when you stop it feels so good!

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