datzenmike Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Rhapakatui said: And we're back! What directly the fuck????? 1 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Man arrested for killing friend by blasting compressed air up rectum Workmate dies from dastardly indignity. Could cheeky Japanese childhood practice be behind spate of anal prank deaths? The Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki Police on Saturday arrested 34-year-old Yoshiyuki Yoshida for accidentally killing his 46-year-old co-worker Akio Ishimaru. According to the police and other sources, Yoshida and the victim both worked at an industrial equipment manufacturing plant in Ibaraki Tsukuba City. At round 5pm on July 13, during a break, the two were apparently clowning around when Yoshida jokingly took an air compressor on the site and poked Ishimaru between the buttocks with it, injecting a blast of lethal wind deep into the victim’s body. A few minutes later, Ishimaru begin to complain that he felt unwell. A colleague called emergency services, which dispatched...... http://www.atimes.com/article/man-arrested-for-killing-friend-by-blasting-compressed-air-up-rectum/ 1 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 That story has been around for decades. When I entered the workforce I was told that this happened in the same plant but couldn't find anyone who witnessed it. It's most likely an urban myth. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 21 hours ago, KoHeartsGPA said: You sir..... ruined a good thing SMH Ruined? No sir, I simply added a new dimension. WWF nose slam... Look it up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, a.d._510_n_ok said: He's going to be really really sorry if she ends up pregnant and refuses to abort LOL Edited July 15, 2018 by KoHeartsGPA 2 1 Quote Link to comment
heywier427 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 The plan b goes in the coffee. Smile and chit chat till she sucks it all down. Mission accomplished. Next. I keep one im my car ? 2 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Or just use a condom when you drunk fuck. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, datzenmike said: Or just use a condom when you drunk fuck. Or use one of the many other options God gave. Only one pregnancy hole. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-16/elon-musk-calls-uk-diver-a-pedo-in-stunning-attack/9997606 So basically Elon's attempt to White Knight etc was not accepted and he now having a tanty on twitter. Oh he mad.... .gif 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 4 hours ago, VFR800 said: Yankees fans..... 1 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 6 hours ago, VFR800 said: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-16/elon-musk-calls-uk-diver-a-pedo-in-stunning-attack/9997606 So basically Elon's attempt to White Knight etc was not accepted and he now having a tanty on twitter. Oh he mad.... .gif Twitter: Shares with f/b in being the #2 contributing factor to the downfall of current civilization. We were never intended to express our most intimate thoughts with the rest of the world. There is an evolutionary safety valve for hurt feelings. It's called repression, and it works. Now he looks like the tool he is. Where's John Wayne? 4 hours ago, paradime said: Well done. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 4 hours ago, VFR800 said: Fake news 1 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 She can keep the firearm,I'll just take the booty. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, datzenmike said: Twitter: Shares with f/b in being the #2 contributing factor to the downfall of current civilization. We were never intended to express our most intimate thoughts with the rest of the world. There is an evolutionary safety valve for hurt feelings. It's called repression, and it works. Now he looks like the tool he is. Where's John Wayne? Yeah,I did not realise he was able to be this wanky given he's not low in intelligence but suppose intelligence does not preclude one from being a wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 hours ago, tr8er said: Or use one of the many other options God gave. Only one pregnancy hole. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 On 7/15/2018 at 10:55 AM, a.d._510_n_ok said: By the new metoo rules this is called rape 1 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 10 hours ago, VFR800 said: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-16/elon-musk-calls-uk-diver-a-pedo-in-stunning-attack/9997606 So basically Elon's attempt to White Knight etc was not accepted and he now having a tanty on twitter. Oh he mad.... .gif Elon is a self-centered piece of shit, even if the guy was a pedo, he risked his life to save others, that's way more than Elan ever did. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
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