HRH Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Rose and I are heading off to my parents for Zombie Jesus Day! Happy Easter to all! ;) Quote Link to comment
Rick-rat Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Happy Easter to all Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Happy spring solstice and pagan eggs and rabbits fertility rite co-opted by the Christian faith day. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Elated children. United adults. Libate, copulate, and be merry. Remember, it's a holiday about sex and babies. Nothing beats that. If you are Christian, it's about resurrection, rebirth, new life. Still awesome. Have fun all! 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I always think it's funny that most people celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by eating ham......he was a Jew...... Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 We eat fruit and tonight lamb Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I'm eating Doritos. 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Turkey and goose. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I always think it's funny that most people celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by eating ham......he was a Jew...... Jews don't celebrate Easter,,, it is literally against their religion BUT,, Not much different than celebrating Charlton Heston freeing the same people that killed him every Saturday before Easter. And yes i did watch it again myself,,, but damn that is a good movie. 2 Quote Link to comment
Rick-rat Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 We will have the Easter bunny if I can catch the bastard 1 Quote Link to comment
LenRobertson Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Thanks Matt, you made my day with your title! I was sitting here feeling depressed cause Safeway in Davenport was sold out of jellybean Easter eggs and eating candy is the only part of Easter I look forward to. Now I can laugh all day about Zombie Jesus! This is why I love Ratsun. Len 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Somehow he doesn't look very Jewish..... Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I always think it's funny that most people celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by eating ham......he was a Jew...... Jesus came so that the Jews could have ham. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Somehow he doesn't look very Jewish..... Yeah that picture was probably taken before him and his family found work in the government sector in the 30s . Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Too soon? Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Haa! A portrait depicting Caesar Borgia. Love how they depict a white guy. Now we all start wars and label people that look much like Jesus did as terrorists. Fucking funny and really not funny all at once. They did try to depict a Palestinian Jew accurately suggesting he may have looked like: I guess that wasn't as marketable. 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Murder of a man of peace: Muslim shopkeeper who wished his 'beloved Christian nation' a Happy Easter is stabbed 30 times by a FELLOW MUSLIM who sat laughing on his dying victim's chest [video=youtube;EZi-v4DQ_EE] Newsagent was murdered by a fellow Muslim after he wished his Christian friends a peaceful Easter. Asad Shah, who was stabbed up to 30 times at his shop, had praised both the life of Jesus and ‘his beloved Christian nation’. Left lying in a pool of blood, the 40-year-old died in hospital. Police, who were questioning a 32-year-old suspect last night, said the killing was religiously motivated. Mohammad Faisal, a family friend, said a bearded Muslim wearing a long religious robe entered Mr Shah’s shop and spoke to him in his native language before stabbing him in the head with a kitchen knife. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509367/Muslim-shopkeeper-stabbed-death-hours-posted-happy-Easter-message.html#ixzz448QrvLj9 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 See they're soooo non violent. Quote Link to comment
ArchetypeDatsun Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Who's this Jesus guy and why hasn't my grass been cut yet? Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Y'all just had to put a downer on my happy thread, didn't you!? Bastards! Well I had a wonderful day with the parents and dogs and Rose! Quite lovely I say. And I turn 36 tomorrow. Damn that time stuff. Quote Link to comment
datsunaholic Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Appropriately inappropriate... Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Sorry but that aint no Jesus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that's my cousin Ed when he got popped for solicitation. I guess that wasn't as marketable. 4 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I see the resemblance. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Happy Birthday Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment
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