datzenmike Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Hand feed her. I find that works. 2 Quote Link to comment
denmarkboy Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I thought the rule was : Any woman that will get in a datsun is a keeper . 3 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 So you haven't spent much time together then. shipping delays for animatronics out of china are probably horrendous this time of year. 4 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Well, you know, if you count being locked up in the basement for the first week until she got used to me....:) Shock therapy works! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I'm ordering one with an on off switch for the voice. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I thought the rule was : Any woman that will get in a datsun is a keeper . once i get mine back driving i'll put the girl through the test and then i put her on a bike as well just to be sure Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 I'm ordering one with an on off switch for the voice. I envision a terminator style takeover of the earth but with sexy Japanese bots. "We aim the please" kinda war. We'd be over. Our gay servicemen would be our secret weapon. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 https://youtu.be/QYLYfLRg5dc If you brought a real date home, and she found this in the closet... Wow. I can't imagine. "Threesome?" ...? 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 But can one of the real dolls get you into the carpool lane? 1 Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 saw this in some news web site a few weeks back, would seem to fit this thread. https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=video+sex+game+toy+sells+out Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 If you brought a real date home, and she found this in the closet... Wow. I can't imagine. "Threesome?" ...? No different than finding your wife's stash of dildos. She would have to up her game to compete. 2 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Well I just finished the best Valentine's Day ever! And I'm freakin' tired! Went go-karting, it was quite fun, ate lunch at a good Mexican joint near my place, then went home and had some activity time, and then back up to her place for some Dr. Who and some Panda Express for dinner. :) 3 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Mexican followed by panda express, what you're telling us is you both spent a lot of time in the bathroom. 3 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Yep, that's what I'm telling you. A gentleman doesn't divulge more. ;) Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Yep, that's what I'm telling you. A gentleman doesn't divulge more. ;) I think you've divulged enough about you ass around these parts, it even had its own thread....we need not know more..... Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Hmm, that's true. Want to see HER ass? :D Just kidding, no pictures. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Couldn't scrounge anything up off the internet that vtr hasn't already posted in post-ass eh? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Matt has kiss and told a few times before. If he had actually gotten out of the friend-zone he'd tell us. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Yep, that's what I'm telling you. A gentleman doesn't divulge more. ;) Well I just finished the best Valentine's Day ever! And I'm freakin' tired! Went go-karting, it was quite fun, ate lunch at a good Mexican joint near my place, then went home and had some activity time, and then back up to her place for some Dr. Who and some Panda Express for dinner. :) I don't think this means what you think it means. Where's the hidden camera oics? 1 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 All I can say is I'm very happy to be rid of internet dating! :) Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 You haven't sealed any deal yet. There is no Mrs. HRH. Don't cancel your plenty of fish account yet. 1 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Very true, but I've already gone off the deep end. Yup. Deleted the P0RN file on my computer even. ;) Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Oooo...getting serious. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 You could just not have it named porn. 2 Quote Link to comment
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