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Damn,those media photographers long lens really can reach right into the White House enclosures.

Not sure what to call that color, but it's definitely not white.

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Red Red Tomato

 

A Mature well Educated woman loved her vegie patch and particularly
growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day,
while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge bright Red tomatoes. The woman asked the
gentlemen, What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, I know this will sound strange , but twice a
day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash
them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Some body else told me
this and I don't know why but it seems to work.

Well, the woman thanked the man and as she walks away she thinks to herself
this is absolutely ridiculous but at the same time she is so impressed; she
decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a
day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
“By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied,"but my cucumbers are enormous."

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Hope his window looks over her garden

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Hope his window looks over her garden

That was his reason

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Stomping on rats should be a requirement

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As long as no one heard him squeal like a little girl he can keep his job

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Our taxes are paying for him to protect us.

 

That's why we the people don't need guns

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Seeing that reminds me of watching the Discovery Channel Alone series where in a pre-drop off interview this guy is spouting off about how if he encounters a bear it will be the bear that needs rescued not him.  But after getting dropped off in the wilderness and seeing bear scat, no bear just the sign he calls for rescue stating "I didn't come here to get eaten". I don't think he lasted two hours.

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When I lived in Russia I saw a cat what I thought was a cat,,,,, was a rat.

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When I lived in Russia.

A few of your posts make more sense to me now.

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There it is again, this thread must be haunted by the ghosts of members past, or maybe it's the members of past ghosts.

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There it is again, this thread must be haunted by the ghosts of members past, or maybe it's the members of past ghosts.

Wearing skinny jeans that come new with holes in the knees

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Wearing skinny jeans that come new with holes in the knees

no cred in those. I used to have to rock some 70s patches if I wore through my jeans when I was younger. Had a sweet mushroom one one time
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Looks like he is uncircumcised.

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You can repost these anytime.

 

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Who dose not need to lose an extra pound or two,.

 

This gal?

 

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