metalmonkey47 Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I found a Series 1 in Texas for sale for a grand, with the rare blue interior. Score. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Looking to sell my lifted AE86 with a low mile factory 16 valve 4AGE motor. $1,800 neg no rust no bullshit! I know what I got!!!!!do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers 1 Link to comment
Fat510 Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Looking to sell my lifted AE86 with a low mile factory 16 valve 4AGE motor. $1,800 neg no rust no bullshit! I know what I got!!!!! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Noooooooooo Link to comment
maltese Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 More work done on the FJ80 paint... In case you missed my post earlier, passenger side... 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Who jizzed on your truck, bruh? 1 Link to comment
maltese Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Who jizzed on your truck, bruh? King Kong? Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Whatever became of that dude "Dolimite"? Did somebody pm him a blind date with Lita Ford crossdresser? Who's next,? Can we change the "post your mug" thread to simply "The Un Fuckables" ??????? 1 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I found a Series 1 in Texas for sale for a grand, with the rare blue interior. Score. You should get it, sell it, and buy a Mini. Too soon? 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 MM references are good any time. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 MM references are good any time. Kinda going both ways with that one, Chief. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 WTF? I don't get it. It's the internet you don't have to get it. 3 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 It's the internet you don't have to get it. yup. 3 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 WTF? I don't get it. 12 year old trying to give her fish tea Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 WTF? I don't get it. Dis maybe ??? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lap+Fish ^^^^^ NSFW ^^^^^ 1 Link to comment
HRH Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Lol, that's a new one on me. ;) 2 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER: This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office. Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe how is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1988, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. Do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my pension book. It's on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card. My driving licence. My car insurance. On the last eight damn passports I've had. It's on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years. All those insufferable census forms. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that WOULD ever change between now and when I die!! I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bleeding address!! What is going on? Do you have a gang of neanderthal arseholes workin' there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something wierd to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last fucking people I'd want to tell! Well, I have to go now,'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy city to get another fucking copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of £30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then WE have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fuckin' morons) Hey, do you know why we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off! Signed An Irate Citizen P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ... I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor .. WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FRIGGIN` PAKISTAN! 4 Link to comment
HRH Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Well today I turned 36, and my bestest girlfriend ever, Rose, bought me dinner and now we're going to finish up the day with tea and watching epsiodes of Roadkill she hasn't seen. Score!! 6 Link to comment
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