q-tip Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 So my 87 year old Aunt died and her wake was Sunday............ Here is the 67 Buick Skylark she had owned since ,,,,,,,,,,,,, it rolled outta fuckin Detroit . She always had a big toothy smile and an ice cold beer in her hand So what's the next destination for the old bird? Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 his aunt or the car? 8 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted December 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 paint the confederate flag on it and you'd like it What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted December 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 his aunt or the car? Zing! Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Her only living sister ( my mom died) is going to put it up for sale through a broker in Beaverton Or and ask $6000. i think they said dealer is getting 10% . ... So before it goes to the broker on Wednesday,, you could get it for 10% less if you Jewed them and had CASH My dad loves it and could easily buy it ,, but it was ordered without power steering and he is 84 himself,,, and i don't have the money,,, or a big enough garage to give it the home it would deserve. Year she bought it at my parents house. 6 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 his aunt or the car? She was cremated,, so i assume ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, if he really needed to.. 2 Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Aunt with a beer in her hand doing 80mph in a 67 Skylark, hell yeah! 4 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Her only living sister ( my mom died) is going to put it up for sale through a broker in Beaverton Or and ask $6000. i think they said dealer is getting 10% . ... So before it goes to the broker on Wednesday,, you could get it for 10% less if you Jewed them and had CASH My dad loves it and could easily buy it ,, but it was ordered without power steering and he is 84 himself,,, and i don't have the money,,, or a big enough garage to give it the home it would deserve. Year she bought it at my parents house. I don't know you could get a land yacht like that without power steering, but those are the days of what ever you want we'll order it. 3 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 One of few buicks that I like, beautiful! Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQaa3r6XagI&index=7&list=RDh9GouQKiwdM ^WTF IS THAT?!! Sounds like this to me... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.... Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 My dad loves it and could easily buy it ,, but it was ordered without power steering and he is 84 himself,,, and i don't have the money,,, or a big enough garage to give it the home it would deserve. she wanted the vinyl top & skirts on a post car (and added curb feelers) but requested the power steering delete? the lady had style, knew her cars and knew how she wanted it set up. the post was lighter than the hardtop and deleting that god-awful, road-isolating full-time power steering also gave her some extra horsepower as well as a better feel of the road. if you tell me it's a split bench + a column shift I may just have to pleasure myself to the image of your auntie frustrating the hell out of some dejected Buick salesman as he's telling her he's got starving kids to feed and she's taking the fluffer nutter and tang right out of their Ivory soap washed faces even as they bend the rabbit ears on the Dumont to get a better look at the flying nun's tits. P.S. Was her beer of choice Oly? maybe Falstaff? wait. don't answer that. if the answer is "yes" to either than I will be saddened to learn that such a divine creature no longer dwells amongst the living. 3 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 That was very classy! ^ Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 My dad loves it and could easily buy it ,, but it was ordered without power steering and he is 84 himself,,, Tell go dad to buy it and tell him that you will be his driver anytime he wants to go for a drive, cause well it should stay in the family. 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Safer and more practical to have power assist steering on that. It's already road isolated enough and a little more won't be noticed. If it's over 2,500 pounds... power steering is the way to go. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?confederate flag bikini. Everybody loves them 1 Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 And if hilarious Clinton wins.....we leave the country? Sometimes I think he's part of her campaign. She wins, I bury things I don't want confiscated in the back yard and wait out her presidency. Trump wins (which I think is still nigh impossible), I vote we build that wall he wants at the border. The Northern Texas border. 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I think there should be 2 walls o e at each end of the country. That way when zombie apocalypse happens we won't have as many to smash in winter when they freeze and become zombsicles Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Sometimes I think he's part of her campaign. She wins, I bury things I don't want confiscated in the back yard and wait out her presidency. Trump wins (which I think is still nigh impossible), I vote we build that wall he wants at the border. The Northern Texas border. So that means the taxans can't get out either....great! Link to comment
Fat510 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 http://kaneshades.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 she wanted the vinyl top & skirts on a post car (and added curb feelers) but requested the power steering delete? the lady had style, knew her cars and knew how she wanted it set up. the post was lighter than the hardtop and deleting that god-awful, road-isolating full-time power steering also gave her some extra horsepower as well as a better feel of the road. if you tell me it's a split bench + a column shift I may just have to pleasure myself to the image of your auntie frustrating the hell out of some dejected Buick salesman as he's telling her he's got starving kids to feed and she's taking the fluffer nutter and tang right out of their Ivory soap washed faces even as they bend the rabbit ears on the Dumont to get a better look at the flying nun's tits. P.S. Was her beer of choice Oly? maybe Falstaff? wait. don't answer that. if the answer is "yes" to either than I will be saddened to learn that such a divine creature no longer dwells amongst the living. The top is just 2-tone paint from factory not vinyl. Miller genuine draft,,,, usually in a can . Not an over drinker ,, like all the decedents of my dads side of the family ,,, but she would drink almost any adult beverage if offered to her. She was married when the car was bought, so my uncle probably picked the options,, but he passed in the early 80s. Little red label says "do not forget" meaning check the oil because it hardly ever got driven ,, it was on there as long as i can ever remember. Looks like someone left their seat belt hanging out the door at least once. :D 4 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 The top is just 2-tone paint from factory not vinyl. Miller genuine draft,,,, usually in a can . Not an over drinker ,, like all the decedents of my dads side of the family ,,, but she would drink almost any adult beverage if offered to her. She was married when the car was bought, so my uncle probably picked the options,, but he passed in the early 80s. Little red label says "do not forget" meaning check the oil because it hardly ever got driven ,, it was on there as long as i can ever remember. Looks like someone left their seat belt hanging out the door at least once. :D fucking gorgeous. those Buick steering wheels of that era were automotive sculpture. I see a knob for a fresh air vent at the top of the passenger kick panel. I didn't think a higher dollar brand like Buick would have those as late as '67 but there they are. I stumbled on one within a year or two of yours about twenty-five years ago. It had snuck down here from Canada and had a factory Chevrolet straight six and powerglide in it. 2 Link to comment
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