TENDRIL Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Sometimes when I take my prostetik off I feel chaffed Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Sometimes when I take my shoes off at the end of a night I feel like mr Rogers would you like to be my neighbor? i swear i'll only watch you from behind closed blinds because i wanna see what you make next not because i wanna strangle you, that's the other neighbors 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Sometimes when I take my prostetik off I feel chaffed sometimes when I take these off I feel like Smoke 1 Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 "sometimes when I __________ these off I feel like Smoke" When you what off? Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 sometimes when I "tie" Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Lekker!! What kinda language is that?? :rofl: Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Been getting quite comfy over in Australia stealing their Datsun info lately ,, and the word that most creeps me out is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lush. I just don't know how i feel about that word. 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 What kinda language is that?? :rofl: Afrikaans 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 i've been called a lush. i also had a doctor tell me to lay off the sauce. he sounded like nicholas cage which was the creepy thing Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Are you sure he was a real doctor and not just fall asleep in front of TV one night? Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 yes he was a real doctor. cardiologist to be exact, had to go see him a few times i have a bad heart btw, hooray for a-fib. but those damn defibs hurt the next day, like damn, never hurt that bad for that long before Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Oh yeah?? Well i had a 90% blockage at age 36 ,, and had heart surgery to correct it. set and match , banana :rofl: Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 oic for proof yeah i haven't hit 30 yet, hopefully i won't have to have surgery by then. currently good with occasional flare up where my chest feels fluttery and i lose my breath but otherwise nothing to worry about also: you win nanners 3 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Yeah but i'm fat as hell ,,,,,,, so i have a distinct advantage ,,,,,,,, i can repeat. Whoo Hooo !! USA USA USA 1 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Oh by the way,,,,,,,,,, has anyone ever told you ,, you have very small ears Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Yeah but i'm fat as hell ,,,,,,, so i have a distinct advantage ,,,,,,,, i can repeat. Whoo Hooo !! USA USA USA with the way i tend to eat when left to my own devices i'm surprised i haven't had a blockage. i need to start exercising again Oh by the way,,,,,,,,,, has anyone ever told you ,, you have very small ears no, you're the first, seriously, who even notices that with all the wires and things hanging off of me? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 "sometimes when I shake the fuck outa these off I feel like Smoke" When you what off? Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 oh, forgot to mention, i was argueing with the er doctor (she was hot) about whether i wanted to be awake for the shock or not. she told me i didn't want to (meaning i wasn't going to be) and i was in full on confrontational mode because i hate hospitals. my mother snapped the pic but didn't record when i got shocked even though it would've been hilarious to everyone who saw the video. she reported that i sat up after the shock said "owwie" and laid back down Link to comment
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