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[bottomwatcher]

At work surveying ocean bottom for windfarm installation off the east coast. These goofy bastards keep swimming by. Mola Mola or Ocean Sunfish. Reminds of Finding Nemo characters. Not afraid of the boat, just kind of eye you up as you motor past like they are smiling and don't have a care in the world.

[datzenmike]

57 minutes ago, thisismatt said:

https://santabarbara.craigslist.org/zip/d/oxnard-free-lot-of-2000-brand-new/7322744665.html

 

Anyone got a free VCR? Asking for a friend

 

 

 

Vintage..... so old the men have mustaches and the women have hairy pussies.

[VFR800]

[VFR800]

On 5/17/2021 at 5:07 AM, bottomwatcher said:

Where's that?

 

 

Sorry not sure, chose it randomly as per thread title.

[thisismatt]

On 5/16/2021 at 12:07 PM, bottomwatcher said:

Where's that?

Conesus Lake, NY

[datzenmike]

in the spring.

[VFR800]

44 minutes ago, thisismatt said:

Conesus Lake, NY

 

 

[bottomwatcher]

Turtle day today. Bastards showed up by the dozens. Lining up to make their run to the beach for nesting season. Shut down half a dozen times today. Funny part is the turtles don't seem to give a shit about the chirping sonor or boomer. I think they are naturally hard of hearing. Natures speed bumps. Then of course the dolphins come in, nothing seems to bother them either.

[a.d._510_n_ok]

On 5/17/2021 at 2:00 PM, datzenmike said:

 

Vintage..... so old the men have mustaches and the women have hairy pussies.

 

"from the era of macrame pubes" - bananahamuck

[ratpatrol66]

On 5/17/2021 at 12:58 PM, VFR800 said:

Think I made a face like this the first time the doctor jammed his finger in my ass to check the prostate? That fucker took his glove off and wanted to shake my hand. True story.

Edited May 19, 2021 by ratpatrol66

[datzenmike]

I guess mine both had slender long pianist's fingers. It was an underwhelming experience. Even Hag Helga who missed being a concentration camp guard by a generation.

[bilzbobaggins]

2 hours ago, ratpatrol66 said:

Think I made a face like this the first time the doctor jammed his finger in my ass to check the prostate? That fucker took his glove off and wanted to shake my hand. True story.

 

I practiced saying something in my head they once I found out I was getting one.  When he inserted, I moaned fuck yeah.  He quickly left the room.  I received my results with him standing in the doorway.  Did not want to be in the room with me.

[Ooph!]

I groaned because it was uncomfortable and he heard it, then told me in a sarcastic tone " ya know some men actually enjoy this"

Edited May 19, 2021 by Ooph!

[bottomwatcher]

Todays randomness started with the installation of a "Bat Detector" at the beginning of this trip. The bat detector needs its batteries swapped every couple of days and data downloaded. Pain in the ass and how many bats are 22 miles offshore. Well this morning there was this little fellow napping on the gangway. Not second guessing mother nature anymore.

[Racer X 69]

15 minutes ago, bottomwatcher said:

Todays randomness started with the installation of a "Bat Detector" at the beginning of this trip. The bat detector needs its batteries swapped every couple of days and data downloaded. Pain in the ass and how many bats are 22 miles offshore. Well this morning there was this little fellow napping on the gangway. Not second guessing mother nature anymore.

Bet his little arms were tired after flapping them for 22 miles.

[datsunfreak]

On 5/17/2021 at 1:02 PM, thisismatt said:

https://santabarbara.craigslist.org/zip/d/oxnard-free-lot-of-2000-brand-new/7322744665.html

 

Anyone got a free VCR? Asking for a friend

 

 

 

 

What they don't tell you in the ad is that it's 2,000 copies of the same movie.  

[VFR800]

[bilzbobaggins]

4 hours ago, datsunfreak said:

 

 

What they don't tell you in the ad is that it's 2,000 copies of the same movie.  

 

So you can watch it more than once

[obrut]

11 minutes ago, bilzbobaggins said:

 

So you can watch it more than once

2000 times and never have to rewind!

[datzenmike]

 

 

 

About one minute in, the order was 'hard to starboard' but the helmsman steers to the left which is port..... Isn't it?

[VFR800]

[bananahamuck]

1 hour ago, datzenmike said:

 

 

 

About one minute in, the order was 'hard to starboard' but the helmsman steers to the left which is port..... Isn't it?

 

definitely yelling stern,, thought maybe he was trying to yell “iceberg to the stern” but after a few listens,, nope. I believe that dude steering is lucky he died ,or that reprimand for not following orders ,would not look good on his resume . 

 

 maybe guy shouting orders was thinking smash straight into iceburg like Buckaroo Banzai 

 

Edited May 22, 2021 by bananahamuck

[datzenmike]

 

[Jahva Jef]

[VFR800]