ratpatrol66 Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 Need I say more? 7 Quote Link to comment
angliagt Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 THAT'S RACEIST! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 No that's racing. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Soundline Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, colourbox said: This is true but at the same time there's a lot of other craziness out there to give us plenty of meme fodder. True, but have a couple beers, glasses of wine, shots of whiskey, joints, lines of coke, hits of acid, or grams of mushrooms and google ‘bus ad mistakes’. Edited April 19, 2021 by Soundline But not at once unless you’re Hunter S Thompson 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 13 hours ago, Soundline said: True, but have a couple beers, glasses of wine, shots of whiskey, joints, lines of coke, hits of acid, or grams of mushrooms and google ‘bus ad mistakes’. I don't need to. I've worked with knuckleheads that have done it. I've seen some stupid shit get by and printed. Poor Photoshop work is the best like these. 2 2 Quote Link to comment
Soundline Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 9 hours ago, colourbox said: I don't need to. I've worked with knuckleheads that have done it. I've seen some stupid shit get by and printed. Poor Photoshop work is the best like these. It’s good to know if my retirement doesn’t work out I have a future in graphic design and lay out. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-taxing-treasures-laid-up-in-heaven 1 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 My graphic design is to lay out naked in the sun tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 43 minutes ago, Soundline said: It’s good to know if my retirement doesn’t work out I have a future in graphic design and lay out. Seems like anyone can call themselves a designer these days. Just name your layers in Photoshop please. I swear I've wanted to take designers that don't name layers out to the parking lot and beat their azzz. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, datzenmike said: My graphic design is to lay out naked in the sun tomorrow. Just make sure you use sun tan lotion especially on your personables. You definitely don't want those to burn. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Thanks Kimberly but I'm way ahead of ya... 1 3 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 hour ago, datzenmike said: Thanks Kimberly but I'm way ahead of ya... Sticking that up your butt isn't what she's talking about. 1 Quote Link to comment
Str8jacket Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 It's for his fried eggs 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Soundline Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 4 hours ago, colourbox said: Seems like anyone can call themselves a designer these days. Just name your layers in Photoshop please. I swear I've wanted to take designers that don't name layers out to the parking lot and beat their azzz. I name them all “layer 1”. Or switch the names, background being the “lighter foreground” layer, etc. So you’d have to guess which is which, just like Christmas. Oh, and adding layers with very detailed names that don’t change anything in the image. For instance “model makeup enhance”, and make no changes in that layer. Honestly I haven’t been paid for design... in this millennium. That’s how good I was. I retired my design software when graduated high school. 1 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 9:47 AM, colourbox said: I don't need to. I've worked with knuckleheads that have done it. I've seen some stupid shit get by and printed. Poor Photoshop work is the best like these. 2 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Jesse C. said: 1 2 Quote Link to comment
angliagt Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 16 hours ago, Jesse C. said: "I said - Give me a HAND". 1 1 Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Mr Orange asked for it and got it! Careful what you ask for! 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 So I get a beep from my borrowed cell phone... and it's an e mail (I think) thought it was something from my wife. Says Ashley Cain's daughter rushed to hospital blah blah balh.... Who TF is Ashley Cain? Why would I care? I text back. She gets home and I ask her and she says she never sent anything and looks it up and apparently she's a football player with a sick kid. So no one that I know, no friend of the family, nothing. We tried to find this message but I'm (cell phone) not connected to the internet or e mail so WTF????? Why would Ashley think I would like to know about this????? Kid.... I hope you're ok and pull through what ever is wrong with you, but your parent is an attention seeking whore. Don't grow up like that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Logical1 Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 7:57 PM, colourbox said: Just name your layers in Photoshop please. I swear I've wanted to take designers that don't name layers out to the parking lot and beat their azzz. 2 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 With a midwife looking on, my mom pushed me out on this date in a farmhouse in southern England. Thank's mom! 3 Quote Link to comment
Logical1 Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, datzenmike said: With a midwife looking on, my mom pushed me out on this date in a farmhouse in southern England. Thank's mom! Umm, Happy Birthday? 2 Quote Link to comment
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