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Has anyone on here have any idea where I put the remote??  


   It’s return will be accepted ,, no  questions asked. 

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On 1/21/2021 at 4:31 PM, bottomwatcher said:

Man I am starting to feel bad. This is how my new little friend spends his days. There might be a breakout in the near future.


I admit I am weak! Every time I walked past the little feller he was in the same position. He wouldn't eat. I tried bananas, sprouts, lettuce even hibiscus which is supposed to be a favorite and nothing, just press against the glass. Anyways I put him in the dinghy and rowed him to an isolated area of the island I live on and now he has about 2 acres of dry land surrounded by mangrove forest. He calmly walked off my hand up the log and off into the coco plum like nothing ever happened. I wouldn't have done this with a destructive invasive species but being strictly vegetarian and there are already some running wild I hope he has a long and wild life.


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On 1/19/2021 at 2:13 PM, Str8jacket said:

What I wonder is what state is the vagina in that the smell is modelled after? Fresh out of the shower? After a half marathon? Been camping for 4 days with no amenities? Had a threesome last night? What smell are we talkin here? And some of those aren't going to be great as they are, but then you set fire to it? 



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On 1/27/2021 at 12:55 AM, datzenmike said:

Nope. Untimely death often incurs icon status far and above when alive. 



And as one of my relatives told me " there's no accounting for taste" 

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7 minutes ago, BrothersGarage said:


Unfortunately, I don't have the sticker to show for it.  However, I helped Creepy get blown!!! Who's got the sticker still?

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