bottomwatcher Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 At work surveying ocean bottom for windfarm installation off the east coast. These goofy bastards keep swimming by. Mola Mola or Ocean Sunfish. Reminds of Finding Nemo characters. Not afraid of the boat, just kind of eye you up as you motor past like they are smiling and don't have a care in the world. 4 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 57 minutes ago, thisismatt said: https://santabarbara.craigslist.org/zip/d/oxnard-free-lot-of-2000-brand-new/7322744665.html Anyone got a free VCR? Asking for a friend Vintage..... so old the men have mustaches and the women have hairy pussies. 2 3 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 5:07 AM, bottomwatcher said: Where's that? Sorry not sure, chose it randomly as per thread title. 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 5/16/2021 at 12:07 PM, bottomwatcher said: Where's that? Conesus Lake, NY 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 in the spring. 2 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 44 minutes ago, thisismatt said: Conesus Lake, NY 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Turtle day today. Bastards showed up by the dozens. Lining up to make their run to the beach for nesting season. Shut down half a dozen times today. Funny part is the turtles don't seem to give a shit about the chirping sonor or boomer. I think they are naturally hard of hearing. Natures speed bumps. Then of course the dolphins come in, nothing seems to bother them either. 5 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 2:00 PM, datzenmike said: Vintage..... so old the men have mustaches and the women have hairy pussies. "from the era of macrame pubes" - bananahamuck 1 1 Quote Link to comment
ratpatrol66 Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) On 5/17/2021 at 12:58 PM, VFR800 said: Think I made a face like this the first time the doctor jammed his finger in my ass to check the prostate? That fucker took his glove off and wanted to shake my hand. True story. Edited May 19, 2021 by ratpatrol66 2 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I guess mine both had slender long pianist's fingers. It was an underwhelming experience. Even Hag Helga who missed being a concentration camp guard by a generation. 1 2 Quote Link to comment
bilzbobaggins Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, ratpatrol66 said: Think I made a face like this the first time the doctor jammed his finger in my ass to check the prostate? That fucker took his glove off and wanted to shake my hand. True story. I practiced saying something in my head they once I found out I was getting one. When he inserted, I moaned fuck yeah. He quickly left the room. I received my results with him standing in the doorway. Did not want to be in the room with me. 2 3 Quote Link to comment
Ooph! Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) I groaned because it was uncomfortable and he heard it, then told me in a sarcastic tone " ya know some men actually enjoy this" Edited May 19, 2021 by Ooph! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
bottomwatcher Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Todays randomness started with the installation of a "Bat Detector" at the beginning of this trip. The bat detector needs its batteries swapped every couple of days and data downloaded. Pain in the ass and how many bats are 22 miles offshore. Well this morning there was this little fellow napping on the gangway. Not second guessing mother nature anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, bottomwatcher said: Todays randomness started with the installation of a "Bat Detector" at the beginning of this trip. The bat detector needs its batteries swapped every couple of days and data downloaded. Pain in the ass and how many bats are 22 miles offshore. Well this morning there was this little fellow napping on the gangway. Not second guessing mother nature anymore. Bet his little arms were tired after flapping them for 22 miles. 1 Quote Link to comment
datsunfreak Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 1:02 PM, thisismatt said: https://santabarbara.craigslist.org/zip/d/oxnard-free-lot-of-2000-brand-new/7322744665.html Anyone got a free VCR? Asking for a friend What they don't tell you in the ad is that it's 2,000 copies of the same movie. 1 3 Quote Link to comment
bilzbobaggins Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 4 hours ago, datsunfreak said: What they don't tell you in the ad is that it's 2,000 copies of the same movie. So you can watch it more than once 1 2 Quote Link to comment
obrut Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, bilzbobaggins said: So you can watch it more than once 2000 times and never have to rewind! 2 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 About one minute in, the order was 'hard to starboard' but the helmsman steers to the left which is port..... Isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, datzenmike said: About one minute in, the order was 'hard to starboard' but the helmsman steers to the left which is port..... Isn't it? definitely yelling stern,, thought maybe he was trying to yell “iceberg to the stern” but after a few listens,, nope. I believe that dude steering is lucky he died ,or that reprimand for not following orders ,would not look good on his resume . maybe guy shouting orders was thinking smash straight into iceburg like Buckaroo Banzai Edited May 22, 2021 by bananahamuck 2 Quote Link to comment
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