datzenmike Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Better than Easter. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 This is better... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Pro tip for you youngsters ,,,,,,,, The thing about valentines day is,, chocolates and roses are way the fuck cheaper the next day,,, so all you really have to do is let the battery in your phone die till after ,,, and save a buddle. Edited February 12, 2019 by bananahamuck 1 3 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Ass pennies? 1 Quote Link to comment
angliagt Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, bananahamuck said: Pro tip for you youngsters ,,,,,,,, The thing about valentines day is,, chocolates and roses are way the fuck cheaper the next day,,, so all you really have to do is let the battery in your phone die till after ,,, and save a buddle. Are you the kind of guy who waits until after a funeral to get flowers for your Wife? Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Well,, if watching Mannix re-runs has taught me anything,,,, it seems like people who change their modus operandi have a harder time convincing meddling detectives it was in fact an accident.. . . 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 '69 Dart (340 automatic) 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for ashave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskersoff because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a littlewooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put itinside his cheek to spread out the skin.When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was thecleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would havehappened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The Barberreplied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone elsedoes. 5 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/12/2019 at 6:34 PM, datzenmike said: '69 Dart (340 automatic) The Cuda was pretty badass too.. Also a 340 . 3 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Internets says Cuda was also 383 and 440 in later shows ,, not being a MOPAR/Cuda "savant".. i assuuuumed they wrecked it and painted over the 340 flags snuck one in for the team 3 Quote Link to comment
Farmer Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Happy Valentine 3 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 And for the single... happy valentines too! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, KoHeartsGPA said: And for the single... happy valentines too! Yeah, I thought I recognized that guy... Hope y'all had a happy V,D. Edited February 15, 2019 by paradime 3 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?" 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 It's a drive through way to drop off unwanted babies. In Indiana you can drop them off at any fire hall no questions asked. This is more convenient and safer than a dumpster. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 As much of the crazy shit that does happen in this world,that is one thing that is plain fucked up. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Well not for the child. Probably the best thing. .... fuck, I'm moving to Canada. Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.