KoHeartsGPA Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 You simply can't burn herpes away.... Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 You mean Laotsu lied? Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Not my father: https://twitter.com/KEZI9/status/714537828454047744 Aftershave in the lube trick? Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Not my father: https://twitter.com/KEZI9/status/714537828454047744 what did you do to deserve that one? Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 what did you do to deserve that one? Took the last slice of pizza from the box, and left the empty box in the fridge 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Took the last slice of pizza from the box, and left the empty box in the fridge That son of a bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment
Rjawm Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 That son of a bitch. To top it off, it was gluten free pizza. 3 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 To top it off, it was gluten free pizza. That's expensive. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Garage sale season has began in the Northwest fuck that. i'm keepin' my junk. I might let you touch it though. 1 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Garage sale season has began in the Northwest Must be selling a British Car! 3 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 So your argument is what exactly? You hate people telling jokes about something that is in reality true?? Please reread my post - I said jokes told by people who've never owned a British car. I find it funny a guy owns "many" British cars and has never seen one in a junkyard in perfect condition other than the wiring can't be fixed by man nor beast. ... Since we are throwing all etiquette about quoting others out the window ,, I shall Or has been in a fire that somehow had started from reply inside this reply from earlier under the hood.. Lupus alternators Just like Yugos,, you don't have to own one to know they are piles followed closely by Lupus ignition wait for it amplifiers are the worst pieces of shit to ever cross a parts counter. 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 fuck that. i'm keepin' my junk. I might let you touch it though. I'm gonna go wrench on my junk.... 4 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I'm gonna go wrench on my junk.... 4 Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 You mean Laotsu died a death of terminal stupidity? FIFY! 1 Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Seriously, angilagt learntoquote.exe 2 Quote Link to comment
Rjawm Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Seriously, angilagt learntoquote.exe Yes, please, what he said 1 Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Seriously, angilagt learntoquote.exe I c wut you did thar Yes, please, what he said 2 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I have one like that, but it starts at 80mph and says "Baby's crying" 2 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Looks like mom needs to get her ass back in the kitchen. 5 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 45, that's pretty good. 2 Quote Link to comment
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