datzenmike Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Thought I was executive officer to Captain Obvious 4 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Oh but you are 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 That's hilarious, nanner :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Thought I was executive officer to Captain Obvious That is actually a really cool job title. Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 52 shades of Groovy Saw this today;;;;;;;;;;;; if you can't take whole thing start at about :30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE IF AT WORK TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN cuz you aint crashing here !! Did they use the N word :) Naughty bible thumpers. 3 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Did they use the N word :) Naughty bible thumpers. Christians use the N word all the time! Fuck yes! We *L*O*V*E the N word! you mean Nazareth, right? oh yeah, Nazareth is where Jesus was from! we love us some Nazareth!!! 1 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted November 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 ^^........I don't think I could ever spend that much time in the bathroom...... .......I barely have time to read to shampoo bottle before I'm done...... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 I always keep a novel in the WC. Might take a month to read it but it reduces the chance of a stroke from rushing things. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 What! Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 I would call repost ,,,,,,, but i think it was in three versions ago ,, insomniacs. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Took a dump.....didn't take my time....pushed hard....still waiting to die.....kool.....I'm alive..... Chalk one for Mike is wrong column! Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 I think Mike was talking about a different kinda stroke. Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Not going there...... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1399412.stm http://www.examiner.com/article/straining-on-the-toilet-can-be-a-killer-says-new-study-did-this-kill-gigi Eat lots of fiber read and relax. Ever notice that when something leaves your body you are rewarded with a pleasant sensation?? Crapping, ejaculation, pissing, sneezing.... 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1399412.stm http://www.examiner.com/article/straining-on-the-toilet-can-be-a-killer-says-new-study-did-this-kill-gigi Eat lots of fiber read and relax. Ever notice that when something leaves your body you are rewarded with a pleasant sensation?? Crapping, ejaculation, pissing, sneezing.... I hate sneezing. And strangely enough, ejaculating Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Soul leaves = death, heaven as reward? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I hate sneezing. And strangely enough, ejaculating Then your doing it wrong, both of them. Soul leaves = death, heaven as reward? I can barely conceive of a soul. If I lived several lifetimes I might believe there is such a thing, but heaven? The biblical heaven? no way. Too much perfection would be torture. The boredom level would be off the charts. Nothing goes wrong every happiness. Blah blah blah. How would you deal with meeting your ex wive(s)??? Kids you didn't know you had. The ones that never made it to 'kids'? All the evil you may have done (even though now forgiven) Your soul would have to be cleansed of all emotion to prevent emotional or physical turmoil. You could never survive as you are and think right now. You would be a blissful slug basking in the sun for eternity, no cares or worries...... Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 http://community.ratsun.net/topic/68087-fluids/ 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I watched my mom die. Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I have experienced to much ghost type activity to deny the possibility of some form of after life. Plus there is a measurable electronic charge when our brain is active, if it is simply that electric force unconfined by tissue I could buy that, however an actual destination with puffy clouds and fat flying baby's playing pin the tail on the lovebirds is a different story. 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Don't get a Samsung Galaxy S6. it's fucking trash 1 Quote Link to comment
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