Car Porn

[oldskoolvws]

dats purdy

[nismo dr]

[Bob3]

[Bob3]

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[hang_510]

[Ranman72]

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hmmmm  for Missinformation

[oldskoolvws]

[Eagle_Adam]

http://stateofstance.com/2010/10/07/cars-datsun-porn/

[oldskoolvws]

 

 

 

[KA620KC]

 

 

 

tOYOTOA

 

Is it a toyota tacoma??  Either way thats fap material!!!

[nismo dr]

http://engineeredtoslide.com/

 

sr powered yota, been watching the build for a while - pretty damn epic

[nismo dr]

1957 Ferrari 250 TR Prototype

 

[Tristin]

 

[]2eDeYe]

That is a beautiful kombi. :cool:

[konig209]

My contribution to this

[a.d._510_n_ok]

Porn (even car porn) is not all pics. Also, much porn (like this vintage porn below) is pure fantasy.

 

How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed

 

and

 

Not Spill Your Drink

 

copyright 1978

 

 

When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute-jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. You'd have to watch the entire Mexican air force crash-land in a liquid petroleum gas storage facility to match this kind of thrill. If you ever have much more fun than that, you'll die of pure sensory overload, I'm here to tell you.

 

But wait. Let's pause and analyze why this particular matrix of activities is perceived as so highly enjoyable. I mean, aside from the teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over. Ignoring that for a moment, let's look at the psychological factors conducive to placing positive emotional values on the sensory end product of experientially produced excitation of the central nervous system and smacking into a lamppost. Is that any way to have fun? How would your mother feel if she knew you were doing this? She'd cry. She really would. And that's how you know it's fun. Anything that makes your mother cry is fun. Sigmund Freud wrote all about this. It's a well-known fact.

 

Of course, it's a shame to waste young lives behaving this way – speeding around all tanked up with your feet hooked in the steering wheel while your date crawls around on the floor mats opening zippers with her teeth and pounding on the accelerator with an empty liquor bottle. But it wouldn't be taking a chance if you weren't risking something. And even if it is a shame to waste young lives behaving this way, it is definitely cooler than risking old lives behaving this way.

 

I mean, so what if some fifty-eight-year-old butt-head gets a load on and starts playing Death Race 2000 in the rush-hour traffic jam? What kind of chance is he taking? He's just waiting around to see what kind of cancer he gets anyway. But if young, talented you, with all of life's possibilities at your fingertips, you and the future Cheryl Tiegs there, so fresh, so beautiful – if the two of you stake your handsome heads on a single roll of the dice in life's game of stop-the-semi – now that's taking chances! Which is why old people rarely risk their lives.

 

http://www.heretical.com/miscella/reptile.html

[oldskoolvws]

[oldskoolvws]

 

Just to me, the build is way more aspiring than the final product. That final color does not match very well; yellow would have been sick. I have those exact same wheels, same bolts and everything, but my lips are no way near those, only 15x7 and 15x7.5.

[Dirttrack510]

My Contribution.... My race engine :devil:

[oldskoolvws]

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[oldskoolvws]

[mrbigtanker]

to new for my blood,oh wait.

[bonvo]

i think this belongs here to

[oldskoolvws]

to new for my blood,oh wait.

 

 

It's pretty. Get over it hahaha.