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You have been surprised by a level 1 Forum Troll!

Forum Troll attacks with Post Whoring!

Forum Troll post count +5.

[HP 475 - MP 758]> LOLfist

You uppercut the Forum Troll with a masterful LOL-worthy uppercut!

Forum Troll loses 4 reputation.

Forum Troll is stunned!

[HP 475 - MP 758]> Fuckery

You sign up the Forum Troll for gay pr0n!

Forum Troll suffers computer viruses and is paralyzed!

[HP 475 - MP 758]> RebeccaBlack

You post Friday in the Forum Troll's thread!

DatzenMike frowns upon your amateur shenanigans. -25 HP.

Forum Troll attacks with E-Thuggin'.

Forum Troll post count +15.

[HP 450 - MP 758]> ClusterFuck

You rise from your chair, pause briefly and straighten your shirt. Slowly you walk to the door and step outside.

The air is crisp; the moon has just finished rising over the horizon, leaving a long, dim shadow behind you.

At the end of your drive way the Forum Troll stands there snickering at its latest stupid joke.

This scuffle has been entertaining, but it's time to end it.

From your pocket you produce an ebony black cell phone dripping with dark, sinister energy.

The wind begins to sweep around your feet, a twirl of leaves shuffle over the ground.

Steadily, with resolution and purpose, you bring the dark device to the edge of your lips.

The wind is a howling, wild beast with its claws ripped into the ground, loaded, ready to rage.

Barely a whisper, you utter one, benign, phrase...

"...Clown ........ Shoes."

The world immediately around you and the Forum Troll explodes!

Father Wild bursts from the grassy loam and devastates the Forum Troll with Epic Memes!

Forum Troll loses 9 reputation!

Flatcat drops from a Blackhawk the other half of a head gasket replacement job on the Forum Troll!

Forum Troll loses 7 reputation!

Jayden crawls up onto the roof line and snipes the Forum Troll with a witty, surgical retort headshot!

Forum Troll loses 8 reputation!

NOTES bounces up in a car full of hot bitches and all of them make fun of the Forum Trolls small penis!

Forum Troll loses 8 reputation!

Wide and his 10,000+ fellow crackheads bum rush the Forum Troll from under a cut fence, stealing it's wallet!

Forum Troll loses 9 reputation!

You regale everyone with antics and stories, the Forum Troll screams "FAKE AND GAY!" Everyone pounces!

Forum Troll loses 16 reputation!

DatzenMike steps out of a portal of fire and rage; energy pouring off of him in tangible waves.

He raises his open palm into the air, reaching for the sky, then clenches his fist and pulls the heavens down upon the gathering.

An explosion shakes the Earth as a massive lance of celestial energy spears down through the atmosphere, rending the clouds!

The undulating pillar of being rips through the Forum Troll!

Forum Troll loses 184 reputation!

Suddenly the wind stops. The jeering and brawling winds down as everyone senses a disturbance in the Force.

It starts as a faint, distant tone. A single high frequency note just barely under the upper limit of human hearing.

It feels like it emanates from everywhere and everything; every physical surface generates the steadily rising tone.

The tone becomes form and direction; everyone is simply too stunned to do anything but stare at its now perceivable origin.

From the distant mountains, the tone becomes a harmony. A choir of voices.

And angelic symphony explodes into being as golden light erupts from the horizon!

A bridge of brilliant, blinding light collendences before the Forum Troll; a lone figure transpiring down it.

The dominating being take material forms.

Draped in fierce golden armor and glowering tattoos, Skib stands with his arms spread apart.

The Forum Troll and everyone else are stunned!

Skib raises his arms before him; between them an inky, sinister, dark void begins to materialize.

The nexus grows with an unbearable, unstoppable progress. The very being of the world flexes under the gravitational tidal waves.

Light and photons are dragged screaming into the emptiness; all the while the choir of angels roar.

The Weapon begins to form from the destruction. It's essence and very being exist only from chaos.

A negative force of existence, only beings of extraplanar origin can imagine it, let alone survive its presence.

The Archentity Skib takes no steps, instead warping the fabric of creation so the Forum Troll stands immediately before him.

Its eyes are the embodiment of fear, it's soul is only filled now with terror.

With a brief nod from DatzenMike, Skib grips the pulsating handle of the Ban Hammer; a cloud of dark anti-being washing off it like fog.

The Forum Troll screams in primal rage, the ancestral desire to survive overpower its terror; it rages against its fate.

Skib swings the Ban Hammer casually to his side, its edge touching the ground, crumbling reality into nothing.

With a faintest of grins, the Ban Hammer arches its way through being and reality; as it cuts through the fabrics, a wake of void trails.

Mortals collapse as the maelstrom shreds creation from imagination. The Ban Hammer super novas into the Forum Troll's body.

The blinding catalyzation of being and anti-being dissolves the atomic lattice of the Forum Troll's existence.

With the raw, primal authority that creates, and ends, solar systems, the Forum Troll's material and spiritual personages are erased.

Memory is erased.

You blink and find yourself staring at your computer screen. A page on the forum is giving you a 404 error.

 

You have a vague sense something isn't right, but at the moment, beer is more important.

beyond epic...+1

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