Hardwyre...........

[wildmaninid]

[Jayden71]

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[Hardwyre]

Now, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

 

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet.

I just got here!

I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say is that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked to my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Hardwyre]

My stories are like a fine wine; they need time before they are ready. ;)

[wildmaninid]

[Jayden71]

 

 

 

[Wide14u]

this is to funny

[HRH]

Oh good grief Charlie Brown! :D

[Hardwyre]

*grumble* Such needy children! Story time will commence shortly.

[Wide14u]

this is better then a donkey paunch

[Jayden71]

this is better then a donkey paunch

 

Did someonez sez Donkey Punch!!??

 

 

[Wide14u]

you got that fast

[Jayden71]

I'm just good :D

[Jennifer]

hardwyre haz storiess??...i love me some storiess!!! :D

 

[king bee66]

get a grip folks

[Laecaon]

get a grip folks

 

they have one, a firm one, on whats called the shenanigans of Ratsun. You should try it some time.

[Hardwyre]

hardwyre haz storiess??...i love me some storiess!!! :D

 

 

Yes officer, and I know YOUR rights too!

http://community.rat...our-rights-too/

 

Flywheels and Parenting Skills.

http://community.rat...renting-skills/

 

Ricer Sightings.

http://community.rat...265#entry502265

 

There ya go!

[wildmaninid]

I love the stories. Just fyi. Imma come your way and we can tell stories over cold beverages.

[Hardwyre]

I love the stories. Just fyi. Imma come your way and we can tell stories over cold beverages.

 

Nice, I can tell you about the jackass who just lit his convertable soft top on fire after being an asshole :)

[INDY510]

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This is the best thread I've ever seen on Ratsun ,, . ... :thumbup:

[Jayden71]

I love the stories. Just fyi. Imma come your way and we can tell stories over cold beverages.

 

Canadian beverage eh??