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In high school my mom had a Michael Bolton tape that was like a Ouija board. I kept throwing it away, and it kept showing back up. I joked that Michael Bolton was stalking me.

 

Years later, I was in a comedy club in Beaumont. I went to the restroom, and leaning against the back wall was Michael Bolton...

 

I have never been so afraid in my life.

 

Stay away from me Michael Bolton.

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In high school my mom had a Michael Bolton tape that was like a Ouija board. I kept throwing it away, and it kept showing back up. I joked that Michael Bolton was stalking me.

 

Years later, I was in a comedy club in Beaumont. I went to the restroom, and leaning against the back wall was Michael Bolton...

 

I have never been so afraid in my life.

 

Stay away from me Michael Bolton.

 

That's fuckin funny!!!!!!

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In high school my mom had a Michael Bolton tape that was like a Ouija board. I kept throwing it away, and it kept showing back up. I joked that Michael Bolton was stalking me.

 

Years later, I was in a comedy club in Beaumont. I went to the restroom, and leaning against the back wall was Michael Bolton...

 

I have never been so afraid in my life.

 

Stay away from me Michael Bolton.

 

 

And who was it? The mighty duck man himself.

 

 

 

 

 

EEEEMMMMIIILLLIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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In high school my mom had a Michael Bolton tape that was like a Ouija board. I kept throwing it away, and it kept showing back up. I joked that Michael Bolton was stalking me.

 

Years later, I was in a comedy club in Beaumont. I went to the restroom, and leaning against the back wall was Michael Bolton...

 

I have never been so afraid in my life.

 

Stay away from me Michael Bolton.

 

 

i think you were just high on the refinery fumes

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Nope, worked in a shop at the time. He was in town playing at the Civic Center and either

 

1. Likes to unwind after a show with a few laughs

 

or

 

2. Is the cock sucker who broke in my house and stole all my pictures.

 

3. I'll bet he already read this.

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Nope, worked in a shop at the time. He was in town playing at the Civic Center and either

 

1. Likes to unwind after a show with a few laughs

 

or

 

2. Is the cock sucker who broke in my house and stole all my pictures.

 

3. I'll bet he already read this.

 

Dude! He hacked your web cam. He's watching everything you do.

Right now even.

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