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Truth. 240z is an old man magnet. So many awkward conversations with people that don't really know enough about the car to carry a convo about it.

 

THIS. SO MUCH THIS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

Damn old people, first mistaking it for a mazda, then giving some speel about their brothers-wifes-ex husbands-grandfathers-neice crashing one into a tree :sneaky:

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Haha i dont care if i attract honduh douche bags, my z will be slammed.

 

or the ole " My dad had a z just like that one! same color wheels, tires, and interior" and they show you a picture of a toyota.

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My 510 attracts everyone...

Cops..

Douhebags with corvetttes..

Poor black hoochie mamas.. ( that's why my car is called Gooks of Hazard )

Really... Anyone..

Zs are mistaken for jaguars...

510s? Apparently a 70 something corrolla.. Or mini chargers ^

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My 510 attracts everyone...

Cops..

Douhebags with corvetttes..

Poor black hoochie mamas.. ( that's why my car is called Gooks of Hazard )

Really... Anyone..

Zs are mistaken for jaguars...

510s? Apparently a 70 something corrolla.. Or mini chargers ^

 

Its true, ive been pulled over probaly 15 times in my 510, always for stupid shit, to low, to loud, faulty suspension etc etc. and ill pull in somewhere and someone will come up to me and be like yeah i love those old cars, i used to have one like it, it was a 70 something corrola

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... Mines a 280zX... XXX like a porno or a strong liqueur. And mine is actually a porsche, or so some kids thought when they asked me how much it would cost if I was to sell it. Apparently 280zx' are drug dealers cars, seen it on cops. And z31's are pornographer's cars, found a pack of magnums in one at pick n pull.

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Truth. 240z is an old man magnet. So many awkward conversations with people that don't really know enough about the car to carry a convo about it.

 

X3. I've had more middle aged women reminiscing about their youth while I'm pumping gas than anyone else.

 

On the way to Canby....forgot you can't pump your own gas in Orengon...lady comes around,

 

"I used to have one of these"

 

me-"oh ya, what year?"

 

"I don't know, I didn't care.."

 

Inside voice..."Why the FUCK did you bring it up then?!!"

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X3. I've had more middle aged women reminiscing about their youth while I'm pumping gas than anyone else.

 

On the way to Canby....forgot you can't pump your own gas in Orengon...lady comes around,

 

"I used to have one of these"

 

me-"oh ya, what year?"

 

"I don't know, I didn't care.."

 

Inside voice..."Why the FUCK did you bring it up then?!!"

 

Women -_- She just wanted thee attention

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So since I havent been in here for a while and you were crying about it

 

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I figured I should come in here and see whats what. There might be some hate, might be some love; who the fuck knows.

 

So since ratsun keeps going down i made 2 blogs. One with blogspot the other with word press

 

Question #1... in order to have a blog, dont you have to do work? People want to read that you do things. Plus no one cares what you have to say. Question #2... how do you have so much to say about your car that you require not 1, but 2 different blogs. Theres no way you can post that much useful stuff. I would stick with doing work on the car and not much on using your LiveJournal blogs to tell everyone that you have a feel.

 

oh shit to funny ....try a mini truck it attracts fourteen year old girls

 

Man, if thats the case I need to get a mini truck. Why do you think I live so close to a high school?! Matthew Mcconaughey said it best:

 

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

 

Im glad Ive been gone for a bit Jalen and your build is in the same exact spot when I left... it makes it easy to keep up.

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... Mines a 280zX... XXX like a porno or a strong liqueur. And mine is actually a porsche, or so some kids thought when they asked me how much it would cost if I was to sell it. Apparently 280zx' are drug dealers cars, seen it on cops. And z31's are pornographer's cars, found a pack of magnums in one at pick n pull.

z's are for people who get laid, or not, all I know is that I found a 20 year old un opened condem in my sun visor by instinct, didn't know how I knew it was there, but I did, wonder if there' an antique market for stuff like that.

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Triple 240 - u shoulda fucked her in the back seat while waiting for gas to finish, got up and said now next time I'm at this gas station I can reminisce with all the other dudes about how I rode u once..... And I didn't care how old u were either, dumb bitch.....

 

Indy - might be his best chance ..minis guaranteed to get u a case or syphilis....

 

Jalen - wtf build a car already this is ridiculous..... If u come on here and post anything but progress I will hump your sister pregnant and leave and give her mini truck syphilis....

 

Tristin- weren't we about to hang u or something in general discussion, to bad we didn't follow through.....

 

Spudly.... I seen your car and I would pull u over and sight u and I'm not a cop..

 

Jalen ...... Seriously I feel like yor the kid in a wheel chair downthe street that keeps giving me his medical marijuana to try and win my affection, and I'm starting to feel guilty but i can't stop......it's like the first time u sexual assault a stuffed animal then realize if u wet the contents down it feels so much realier( even though u have no idea what realer is ) cause your 14 and my mini is mindfuckig all your girls as I drive by playing air supply comig happy dousing myself with old spice and chili powder .....

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Skib- you always now how to make someone laugh.

 

Jrock- I am beyond broke. Just dropped $600 for drivers ed. get my license in august. i have no moneyz to pay my phone bill. life sucks i feel like tristan. I might have to go buy some tight pants and a flannel now. and have all of ratsun plan my death... Anybody want to buy some parts? :rofl:

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super cerial...........

 

.... that pic goes for this whole thread.

 

 

wtf is going on in here.

 

 

 

plus.... $600 for drivers ED the fuck is that shit.

I never even took that worthless shit, its not that hard.

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