Sealik Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 Subject: Acetaminophen ...."All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world"..... Quote
metalmonkey47 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 That makes a good point. But whats so bad about perky boobs... I mean, really? new bewbz post GO Quote
Sealik Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Posted March 1, 2011 :blink: ..."That makes a good point. But whats so bad about perky boobs... I mean, really?".... You missed the gist....or just have a 'latent' propensity to post bewbz.... :D Quote
metalmonkey47 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 :blink: ..."That makes a good point. But whats so bad about perky boobs... I mean, really?".... You missed the gist....or just have a 'latent' propensity to post bewbz.... :D I tend to skip right to the point were boobs are involved. :rofl: It's usually the best part. Quote
Sealik Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Posted March 1, 2011 I tend to skip right to the point were boobs are involved. :rofl: It's usually the best part. Boobies...???? Here you go.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :frantics: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
izzo Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 I dont think dwnshifter would appreciate you posting his wifes noodz Quote
Sealik Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Posted March 1, 2011 I dont think dwnshifter would appreciate you posting his wifes noodz Could be a he. :D Quote
sick620 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 I dont think dwnshifter would appreciate you posting his wifes noodz mmm mmm i apreciate it though.... Damn girl back that thing up over here! haha jkin! :lol: Quote
metalmonkey47 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 That caught me by surprise :rofl: Ummm... no moar boobs in this thread. i'm scared. LOL Quote
Jayden71 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Posted March 1, 2011 mmm mmm i apreciate it though.... Damn girl back that thing up over here! haha jkin! :lol: No yer not jk. You wanna roll that thing in flour and stick yer dick in a wet fold!! :lol: Quote
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