Sealik Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 http://www.soompi.com/forums/topic/311728-drinking-vs-yoga/ :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 . just incase you don't feel like clicking on the link: Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 . It's a toss up between Dolphin and Ananda Balasana ........ .. :lol: Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted February 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 . It's a toss up between Dolphin and Ananda Balasana ........ .. :lol: I'm more of a Savasana type of guy...although that Setu Bandha Sarvangasana looks rather intriguing.... :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment
exit64 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Being what one might call an aging carpenter, I started looking into way to lengthen the life span of my back and knees. I have been practicing Yoga seriously since October. The benefits have been very startling. I am on the smallest hole on my belt, I am stronger and more flexible than I have been in years and three times a week I get to work up a sweat with the hottest women in Hood River. I have learned that it is not acceptable to drop the "F" bomb on hard posses but have been told that I bring a certain "blue collar flavor" into the studio. The vegans really love it when I wear my Mrs. Beasely's Hamburger shirt to class But I am pretty sure that I could beat any one of their skinny asses to death with a yoga mat. Namaste. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Being what one might call an aging carpenter, I started looking into way to lengthen the life span of my back and knees. I have been practicing Yoga seriously since October. The benefits have been very startling. I am on the smallest hole on my belt, I am stronger and more flexible than I have been in years and three times a week I get to work up a sweat with the hottest women in Hood River. I have learned that it is not acceptable to drop the "F" bomb on hard posses but have been told that I bring a certain "blue collar flavor" into the studio. The vegans really love it when I wear my Mrs. Beasely's Hamburger shirt to class But I am pretty sure that I could beat any one of their skinny asses to death with a yoga mat. Namaste. After class take them out for Wadka shooters. Quote Link to comment
WAGON JON Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 that is funny but its sad too. Quote Link to comment
dennis Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 I never see drunken fools like that on the street. This sucks, I need a good laugh. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 You might not see them from your car or in some down town locations. I ride my bike to work and use paths. Have seen a few people sleeping it off early in the morning. In the dark one morning there were a pair of legs sticking out of a bush and it had been raining. IT wasn't visible from the road and was raining. I phoned the police and they asked if the person was alright???? I said that's your job I ain't approaching someone in a bush in the dark who doesn't want company. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Being what one might call an aging carpenter, I started looking into way to lengthen the life span of my back and knees. I have been practicing Yoga seriously since October. The benefits have been very startling. I am on the smallest hole on my belt, I am stronger and more flexible than I have been in years and three times a week I get to work up a sweat with the hottest women in Hood River. I have learned that it is not acceptable to drop the "F" bomb on hard posses but have been told that I bring a certain "blue collar flavor" into the studio. The vegans really love it when I wear my Mrs. Beasely's Hamburger shirt to class But I am pretty sure that I could beat any one of their skinny asses to death with a yoga mat. Namaste. SO, ever pull a Johnny Knoxville and had to fart in yoga class? That was seriously one of my favorite Jackass skits ever. Hilarious! Quote Link to comment
exit64 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 SO, ever pull a Johnny Knoxville and had to fart in yoga class? That was seriously one of my favorite Jackass skits ever. Hilarious! So close to pulling that move last Sunday. I made a run into Ptown for The One Motorcyle Show and then hit Union Jack's afterwards. Many beers later I made it home to Hood River at 2 AM. I figured what better way to get the poison out of the system than an 8AM yoga class. I made it down to the studio smelling like stale beer and strippers just in time for class. About 40 minutes into a 90 minute class I am holding in the mother of all beer farts. I am talking eye watering, paint stripping, gagging for air variety. Some how I made it through the rest of class but couldn't get out to the truck fast enough. Moral of the story is beer will make you fart and yoga does it's best to squeeze 'em out. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 :rofl: Friggin great! Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 So close to pulling that move last Sunday. I made a run into Ptown for The One Motorcyle Show and then hit Union Jack's afterwards. Many beers later I made it home to Hood River at 2 AM. I figured what better way to get the poison out of the system than an 8AM yoga class. I made it down to the studio smelling like stale beer and strippers just in time for class. About 40 minutes into a 90 minute class I am holding in the mother of all beer farts. I am talking eye watering, paint stripping, gagging for air variety. Some how I made it through the rest of class but couldn't get out to the truck fast enough. Moral of the story is beer will make you fart and yoga does it's best to squeeze 'em out. Yup.... The crem della crem....trying to time some 'suttle' flatulence with the ambiance. Then......ooooops....hash marks are a 'unexpected' given in the sporting tights. Abort......Abort............must regroup......... :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I still [refer drinking Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 ^^^Mud Slinger FTW. I'm too old to do this kind of "yoga" anymore Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm passive. I like to watch others. Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm passive. I like to watch others. Yes......we call that voyeurism here...a given.... :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment
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