WagDatto Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 And I'm going to work for 8 hours. Post up, tell me some funny stories, surprise me with a good deal on a sweet JDM grill for my Boso Goon! Just get me through the day... Sean Quote Link to comment
Wharf Rat Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Happy Birthday :) Make sure to party naked :D Quote Link to comment
dat521kid Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 happy b-day i'll invite you anywhere in the world to party with me............................................................but you fund it :D Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should have asked for the day off. Happy b-day! Quote Link to comment
b210in Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) happy birth day bro. here's a quick story for you. when i turned twenty two i went out at night a party'd all night. by the end of the night i was really drunk. on a dare, my friends dared me to get a blow job from a ho that they new that could remove her teeth. i accepted. we went over to her house. when she was ready to put her mounth on it, she removed her teeth right in front of me and i barfed right on her head and face. i never went back there again. Edited May 7, 2009 by b210in Quote Link to comment
Farmer Joe Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 huh, dang. your only like 2 months older than me. i think we need a 'how old is everyone' thread! sorry, cant get ya a mad tite JDM grill yo. lol oh yeah. have a happy day of birth! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 happy birth day bro. Here's a quick story for you. When i turned twenty two i went out at night a party'd all night. By the end of the night i was really drunk. On a dare, my friends dared me to get a blow job from a ho that they new that could remove her teeth. I accepted. We went over to her house. When she was ready to put her mounth on it, she removed her teeth right in front of me and i barfed right on her head and face. I never went back there again. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Lozer Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Happy B-day man 22 was a good year for me. I remeber very little of it and what i do is mainly ho's and bar's GOOD TIMES. here's your story Oh, this is funny!! True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his Hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out that you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring. Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 got your whole life ahead of you!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 #3 :o and i barfed right on her head and face. :thumbup: now THATS a blow job! surprise me with a good deal on a sweet JDM grill maybe not JDM... Quote Link to comment
denveratsun Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Happy Birthday man. :cool: Be safe. Quote Link to comment
NSRz32 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Happy birthday! 22 was a good year for me Quote Link to comment
LAYEDOUTB2K Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 happy birthday! heres a joke. a blonde got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... she says if you put your ear next to it, you can actually smell the fish. Quote Link to comment
dat620 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 22, in the air force, just bought a 1976 brand new dealer demo triumph spitfire convertable, yes triumph made cars and motorcycles, car had 1500 og miles , i bought it in 1978, with all the bells and whistles, paid 3 g's cash, stationed in south carolina at shaw afb, about 60-70 miles from myrtle beach, its spring time, spring break, sweet little honies at the beach, u do the math..:D:D:D...and then some! by the way have a very happy birthday, and call your mom and dad and tell them thanks..:) Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 22, in the air force, just bought a 1976 brand new dealer demo triumph spitfire convertable, yes triumph made cars and motorcycles, car had 1500 og miles , i bought it in 1978, with all the bells and whistles, paid 3 g's cash, stationed in south carolina at shaw afb, about 60-70 miles from myrtle beach, its spring time, spring break, sweet little honies at the beach, u do the math..:D:D:D...and then some! by the way have a very happy birthday, and call your mom and dad and tell them thanks..:) My dad used to have a Spitfire convertible. He worked on it with this old guy across the street from where he lived, while the old guy tinkered on his 280z. That's how he met the old guy's daughter. Some years later, they made me. Quote Link to comment
dat620 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 see i told ya to thank mom and dad:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment
WagDatto Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Thanks for the stories, guys! I'm serious about the JDM grill, though. PM me if you've got one for sale! The Boso Goon HUNGERS for more JDM-Tyte. Quote Link to comment
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