Guys,..... I need bail money.
I was driving around town towing a frozen turkey around just for fun,.....
a cop pulled me over,.... he asked me what I was doing,
"I told him I was trolling for pigs, and it looks like I caught one."
He arrested me.
I threatened to hire a "Sears" Lawyer,... he laughed and handcuffed me.
I need $600
If all you guys kick in a couple of bucks I can get out of here.
My court appearance is on Jan 6th.
Come on guys, this is something we can all do together, "think of the children".