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    1. HOGIE


      Dude says best use wins, then says 'first one here with a trailer takes it.'

  1. hahahaha Portland now has more pot shops than Starbucks

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    2. Fat510


      starbucks...more like Four or five bucks

    3. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      * crickets chirping

    4. bananahamuck
  2. Have you ever noticed that the point of golf is..... to play the least amount of golf possible

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    2. MicroMachinery


      Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass.

    3. flatcat19


      Hey. I don't wear funny pants.

    4. tdaaj


      Can't wait for that 620 parts catalog

  3. today just took a tequila turn

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    3. bananahamuck


      Things usually get alot better right before it turns bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, usually.

    4. MicroMachinery
  4. Lee Hockwalt?

    1. bananahamuck


      Hockity Scockity lookie there.

  5. Remember, kids: Drink your school, stay in sleep, don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

  6. "remember, there are no stupid questions....just stupid people" Mr Garrison

    1. MikeRL411


      It is better to ask the stupid question than to have to live with the stupid problem!

  7. tacos

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    2. flatcat19


      Now you're speaking my language.

    3. bananahamuck


      Aberdeen taco truck was servin em up hot last night..

      I wonder why no-one ever has a taco truck meet?

    4. nismo dr
  8. Free Slurpee day!!!!!

    1. bananahamuck


      both my older boys are driving around the state for their slurpees right now.

    2. Fat510
    3. EastBay521


      hit 4 different stores with my little sister

  9. scumbags stole the kids fundraising from Wife's school.

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    2. Eagle_Adam
    3. laotsu


      I needed a fix MAN!

    4. laotsu


      hopefully the theft's being in the news will bring in more cash than the kids raised.

  10. my turn to beg! lol: http://www.gofundme.com/4hczm8

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    2. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      I'm just learning aboot site, saw it on news. paypal is nismodr@gmail.com

    3. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      it takes credit cards directly and something called wepay which looks like paypal ish

    4. Eagle_Adam
  11. I love lamp

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    2. Dattokai


      He actually loves lamp.

    3. Radim


      Where's the Amber Lamps?

    4. j_boy_619


      They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

  12. Nothing like a good old fashioned mid-day drunk

    1. bananahamuck


      I got three words for you son.















      Toilet paper dingballs

    1. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      shameless plug

    2. RedBanner


      Shouod have started a complicated, short-lived, inate sale thread.... oh well I see that you did.. on ebay.

  13. how tight? 2 tube of astroglide tight

  14. spammers & asshats

  15. Looking to fill a lube-team @ Beaverton Nissan

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    2. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      Plus 2 service writers come in from Salem

    3. Sealik


      Like to have her on my 'lube-team'...lol

    4. danfiveten


      I got to say this, i love beaverton nissan, drive allt he way from vancouver, 1 because dr works there, 2, just a great dealership.

  16. We were somewhere outside of Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold....

    1. Draker


      What? No. We can’t stop here. This is bat country.

    2. jrock4224


      i would never wait that long...

    3. MicroMachinery


      .. on the edge of the desert?

  17. I fucking love coffee

    1. RedBanner


      Fucking love.. I coffee.

    2. Draker


      I love fucking coffee?

  18. "Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” -Anthony Bourdain

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