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    1. HOGIE

      HOGIE

      Dude says best use wins, then says 'first one here with a trailer takes it.'

  1. hahahaha Portland now has more pot shops than Starbucks

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    2. Fat510

      Fat510

      starbucks...more like Four or five bucks

    3. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      * crickets chirping

    4. bananahamuck
  2. Have you ever noticed that the point of golf is..... to play the least amount of golf possible

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    2. MicroMachinery

      MicroMachinery

      Golfing requires goofy pants and a fat ass.

    3. flatcat19

      flatcat19

      Hey. I don't wear funny pants.

    4. tdaaj

      tdaaj

      Can't wait for that 620 parts catalog

  3. today just took a tequila turn

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    2. nismo dr
    3. bananahamuck

      bananahamuck

      Things usually get alot better right before it turns bad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, usually.

    4. MicroMachinery
  4. Lee Hockwalt?

    1. bananahamuck

      bananahamuck

      Hockity Scockity lookie there.

  5. Remember, kids: Drink your school, stay in sleep, don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

  6. "remember, there are no stupid questions....just stupid people" Mr Garrison

    1. MikeRL411

      MikeRL411

      It is better to ask the stupid question than to have to live with the stupid problem!

  7. tacos

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    2. flatcat19

      flatcat19

      Now you're speaking my language.

    3. bananahamuck

      bananahamuck

      Aberdeen taco truck was servin em up hot last night..

      I wonder why no-one ever has a taco truck meet?

    4. nismo dr
  8. Free Slurpee day!!!!!

    1. bananahamuck

      bananahamuck

      both my older boys are driving around the state for their slurpees right now.

    2. Fat510
    3. EastBay521

      EastBay521

      hit 4 different stores with my little sister

  9. scumbags stole the kids fundraising from Wife's school.

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    2. Eagle_Adam
    3. laotsu

      laotsu

      I needed a fix MAN!

    4. laotsu

      laotsu

      hopefully the theft's being in the news will bring in more cash than the kids raised.

  10. my turn to beg! lol: http://www.gofundme.com/4hczm8

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    2. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      I'm just learning aboot site, saw it on news. paypal is nismodr@gmail.com

    3. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      it takes credit cards directly and something called wepay which looks like paypal ish

    4. Eagle_Adam
  11. I love lamp

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    2. Dattokai

      Dattokai

      He actually loves lamp.

    3. Radim

      Radim

      Where's the Amber Lamps?

    4. j_boy_619

      j_boy_619

      They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

  12. Nothing like a good old fashioned mid-day drunk

    1. bananahamuck

      bananahamuck

      I got three words for you son.

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      Toilet paper dingballs

    1. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      shameless plug

    2. RedBanner

      RedBanner

      Shouod have started a complicated, short-lived, inate sale thread.... oh well I see that you did.. on ebay.

  13. how tight? 2 tube of astroglide tight

  14. spammers & asshats

  15. Looking to fill a lube-team @ Beaverton Nissan

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    2. nismo dr

      nismo dr

      Plus 2 service writers come in from Salem

    3. Sealik

      Sealik

      Like to have her on my 'lube-team'...lol

    4. danfiveten

      danfiveten

      I got to say this, i love beaverton nissan, drive allt he way from vancouver, 1 because dr works there, 2, just a great dealership.

  16. We were somewhere outside of Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold....

    1. Draker

      Draker

      What? No. We can’t stop here. This is bat country.

    2. jrock4224

      jrock4224

      i would never wait that long...

    3. MicroMachinery

      MicroMachinery

      .. on the edge of the desert?

  17. I fucking love coffee

    1. RedBanner

      RedBanner

      Fucking love.. I coffee.

    2. Draker

      Draker

      I love fucking coffee?

  18. "Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” -Anthony Bourdain

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